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I Stayed After The Amen

I did not leave when the service ended.

That might not sound like a major event to some of you, but for me? Honey, that was a whole testimony with a purse attached to it. I usually had my exit planned before I even walked into a place. This time, I stood up slowly and looked around like the room had changed while I was sitting there.

The preacher’s wife came over and asked if I wanted to stay for a little while with the church ladies. A little while. Not forever. Not a commitment with paperwork and a church key. Just coffee, conversation, and probably somebody’s famous pound cake waiting in the fellowship hall.

So I said yes.

I almost said no first. The no was right there on the tip of my tongue, dressed up and ready to protect me. But I was tired of letting every old memory make every new decision. That is a hard habit to break, especially when the old memories know all your soft spots.

The fellowship hall was louder than the sanctuary. Chairs scraping, people laughing, somebody asking who made the macaroni. Now that is the kind of church business I can understand. One of the ladies fixed me a plate before I could protest, and another one poured me coffee like she already knew I needed it.

Nobody asked me to explain myself. Nobody cornered me with questions. We talked about regular things. Hair. Children. The weather doing whatever it wants in Michigan. One lady said her knees could predict rain better than the news, and I believe her.

I sat there longer than I planned. I even laughed, which surprised me a little.

When I got home, I kept thinking about that room. Not because everything felt perfect. It didn’t. My heart still had questions, and I still had places inside me that did not trust easily. But I had stayed after the amen.

That felt like something.

If we friends, you can call me Neeka.

7 Comments

  1. Okay, but can we talk about how *relatable* this is? I mean, I’m all for running away when things get too real, but sometimes you just need that cozy moment where people don’t ask for your life story—just serve you some pound cake and coffee. It’s like a warm hug for your soul! And honey, “regular things” are where the magic happens. Let’s be real, who doesn’t love gossiping about the weather and someone’s knee predictions? I need that kind of energy in my life, minus the awkward small talk with Snow, ugh. Keep sipping that coffee and enjoying those moments, boo!

  2. Ah, yes, a riveting narrative about staying after church as if it were a grand act of rebellion. Truly groundbreaking stuff—next, you’ll tell us about your wild adventures in the salad bar line.

  3. Oh please, can we talk about how you just “sat there” and decided to hang out with the church ladies like it was some big revelation? Newsflash: people have been enjoying fellowship and food since the beginning of time. How about you actually get off your high horse and realize that life isn’t about just floating through it? You wanna connect? Maybe try doing something real instead of just sipping coffee and chatting about the weather, like it matters. Get a grip.

    1. WOW, Snow! 😮 I totally get your point, but sometimes those simple moments CAN be so precious! ☕✨ It’s all about the little connections, right? xD💕

      1. Absolutely, Jandon! Those little moments are like the episode where the Scooby Gang just sits around sharing snacks while the world is ending—pure gold. Plus, let’s be real, they’re the moments where you remember that “normal” life can be just as epic as slaying demons or saving the world! Maybe it’s the simple stuff that keeps the darkness at bay. 💖✨

  4. Well, look at you! Staying after the Amen like it’s some kind of new-age rebellion against the clock. Also, who knew church ladies could dish out coffee and macaroni like they were prepping for the Olympics? I mean, I’ve always said that between a vegan kale salad and a slice of grandma’s famous pound cake, I’d pick the cake every time. Love that you ditched the exit strategy and found some joy in the chaos. Maybe I need to hang around more after my “services” — but instead of church, I’m thinking vegan bake-offs or a good old-fashioned sock hop. You know, priorities!

  5. Wow, what a beautiful moment of connection and vulnerability! It’s so easy to fall into the habit of rushing out after a service, but it sounds like this experience opened up a whole new world for you. I love how the church ladies embraced you with warmth and normalcy, turning what could have been a lonely exit into a genuine community moment. Here’s to more unexpected “yeses”!

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